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Paris Nailfile Cake

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jun 15 2007

A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!


 
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Paris Nailfile Cake

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 15 2007

A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!




 
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Creepy Cake

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 15 2011

I can't imagine any event, that would necessitate this cake.




 
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Mushroom Kingdom Cake

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 17 2007

A Mario Bros. wedding cake. I am pretty sure the groom will never be allowed to make a decision again.




 
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Martha Stewarts Cake Farts

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 25 2008

Martha Stewart teaches you how to make delicious Cake Farts!




 
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Mario Wedding Cake

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 8 2006

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.




 
 
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Jenna Jameson In A Cake

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 29 2008

Most people will make a joke about how she "needs a piece of that cake", we'll go instead with "Porn retirement never tasted so sweet". We respect her right to starve.




 
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Sexy Birthday Cake

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 6 2007

Happy birthday, Hot Stuff! This stud's got a big ol' pile of frosting *just* for you!




 
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Katy Perry takes it in the cake

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 17 2008

This will no doubt get fetishist very excited.




 
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Cats Playing Patty Cake

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 26 2010

Nauseatingly cute.




 
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Patty Cake Cats

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 1 2010

Oh come on, it's adorable.




 
 
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Angry Birds Birthday Cake

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2011

Brilliant and playable.




 
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Paris Lies

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 29 2007

The lies Paris Hilton told Larry King. From the Tonight Show.




 
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Paris OWNED

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 11 2007

Paris gets owned in a really Disco way! Warning: may cause seizures!




 
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Paris Nippleton

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 27 2007

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.




 
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Paris Parties

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2007

Paris parties with her mud flaps flappin'. GROSS!




 
 
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Paris Hilton Interviews Paris Hilton

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 17 2006

LG has scored an exclusive interview with Paris Hilton. In the video she interviews none other than – PARIS HILTON! She’d make Barbara Walters proud.




 
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Paris Escapes

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 26 2007

Paris Hilton gets escorted from Lynwood Monday night – a free woman!




 
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Paris vs New York

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 26 2011

With a bit of London.




 
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Paris is an Alien

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2007

Paris Hilton donned this ensemble willingly. Shudder.




 
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Paris Hiltons Retard Face

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 29 2009

Look very closely...Paris Hilton is retarded.




 
 
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Paris Hilton In Paris Prison Blues

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 15 2007

To celebrate her stay in prison, here is Paris Hilton singing a song to the tune of Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues.”




 
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PARIS goes to PRISON

By: LG Staff
Date: May 4 2007

Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45 days in jail! YAY!!!!




 
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How Paris Hilton Are You

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2003

Paris Hilton is the world’s most famous non-celebrity amateur porn star. She is beautiful, rich and gorgeously anorexic. How Paris Hilton are you?




 
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Christmas In Paris

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 30 2006

Here's an art house short film of Paris Hilton. It's so David Lynch dude. Totally. Indie till we die.




 
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Paris Hilton Car Wash

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

For Christmas we want Paris Hilton to give us a sponge bath.