Oldie, but still a great video.
She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.
Sometimes the best way to get one's point across is to demonstrate rather than try to explain. That's exactly what this disgruntled traveler did when she felt she'd been inappropriately groped by a TSA official and it was all caught o surveillance camera. The hitch, the traveler also happened to be an ex-TSA agent, and the supervisor who she in turn groped is claiming that it was personal (as grabbing one's crotch usually is, but she meant it the other way).
Old people are either really really annoying and gross, or surprisingly hilarious. Guess which one they are in this video!
Like 127 hours but in the city. And it was 4 hours. And instead of losing her arm firefighters lubed her up with soap, built a platform, cut a wall, installed a heater, etc. We hope someone slipped her a zanny too cuz we'd be FREAKED!
Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!
This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.