When you're President of the United States, car problems become a lot more embarrassing.
"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!
Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.
Clinton is using this picture of Obama embracing another religion. She is hoping everyone thinks that religion equals terrorist. Sadly they are registred in the other party Hil!
We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.
This is not Obama. He's an Indonesian journalist. He cannot provide change. He refuses to Yes your Can.
Free phone? Sure you can be the leader of the free world! By the way, we know nothing about this free phone situation and have no idea where this lady gets her information. [UPDATE: apparently this lady is referring to the Lifeline assistance program which provides discounted phone service to low income households. The programs been around since 1985 however, so we're not sure Obama should be getting quite so much cred]
This 27-year-old Obama speech writer (left) is in a little trouble for grabbing fake Hillary Clinton's fake boob. We'd understand if he was grabbing Palin's breasteses, cause she's hot, but whatevs. If he likes man-boobs that's his deal.
He woke up one day and had a vision, a dream, "Yes We Can"...design a logo for my campaign that looks just like my breakfast.
Not funny but pretty dang cool. Nice to know that our president has an appreciation for the finer things in life.