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Britney Spears Can't Hear You

Britney Spears Can't Hear You
This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!
10/19/2007

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Interview With Britney's Kids

Interview With Britney's Kids
This week Philip Norris interviews Britney Spears’ kids! Are they drunk?
10/5/2007

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OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table

OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table
This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.
9/21/2007

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Paris Hilton Wants A Baby

Paris Hilton Wants A Baby
This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!
9/7/2007

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Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year
This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.
8/15/2007

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SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl
From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!
8/3/2007

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SMN: The Beckhams In America

SMN: The Beckhams In America
Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?
7/23/2007

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Suck My News: America is #1

Suck My News: America is #1
Philip Norris celebrates America’s independence by saluting all the reasons we totally kick ass.
7/10/2007

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Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris

Suck My News: The Return of Phillip Norris
We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.
6/29/2007

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News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch

News: Britney, Lindsay, and Paris' Laser Crotch
What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.
6/9/2007

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