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Suck My News Weekly: Goatse Porn!

Suck My News Weekly: Goatse Porn!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
9/9/2005

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Suck My News SPECIAL REPORT: SHOULD BRITNEY ABORT FETUS SPEARS?

Suck My News SPECIAL REPORT: SHOULD BRITNEY ABORT FETUS SPEARS?
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
4/29/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: A Tribute To Dungeons and Dragons

Suck My News Weekly: A Tribute To Dungeons and Dragons
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
10/23/2004

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Suck My News Weekly Special Report: Avril Lavigne

Suck My News Weekly Special Report: Avril Lavigne
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
11/8/2002

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Interview with Britney Spears

Interview with Britney Spears
The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.
2/22/2002

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Interview with Harry Potter

Interview with Harry Potter
The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that pimple-faced Brit Harry Potter.
11/26/2001

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Interview with Osama bin Laden

Interview with Osama bin Laden
The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that hilarious terrorist Osama bin Laden.
9/21/2001

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