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Bully For America

Bully For America
In this special report, Philip Norris discusses violent video games like the upcoming Bully by Rockstar Games and tells you why they’re good for America.
8/18/2006

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Terror-whiffed

Terror-whiffed
Terrorists go to jail, Robin Williams goes to rehab, and Heather Mills goes fence-hopping. Philip Norris has the stories… and photos of Suri?
8/11/2006

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Total Mel-Tdown

Total Mel-Tdown
Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!
8/4/2006

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Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!
Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.
7/28/2006

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Child Star Almost Dies

Child Star Almost Dies
Haley wrecked his car, Snakes switched to trains, and there’s no privacy at the sperm bank. Philip Norris is your man, although he’s too much of a pussy to go to the Middle East right now.
7/21/2006

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Kevin Feder-Lying?

Kevin Feder-Lying?
Will K-Fed’s alleged cheating be the straw that breaks the crying, pregnant camel’s back?
7/14/2006

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The Great Suri Search

The Great Suri Search
Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!
7/7/2006

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Star Jones Has No Job

Star Jones Has No Job
Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.
6/30/2006

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Reese Is Not Pregnant

Reese Is Not Pregnant
Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.
6/23/2006

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Britney Is A Good Mom

Britney Is A Good Mom
This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.
6/16/2006

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