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Kevin Feder-Lying?

Kevin Feder-Lying?
Will K-Fed’s alleged cheating be the straw that breaks the crying, pregnant camel’s back?
7/14/2006

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The Great Suri Search

The Great Suri Search
Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!
7/7/2006

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Star Jones Has No Job

Star Jones Has No Job
Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.
6/30/2006

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Reese Is Not Pregnant

Reese Is Not Pregnant
Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.
6/23/2006

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Britney Is A Good Mom

Britney Is A Good Mom
This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.
6/16/2006

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Brangelina's African Souvenir

Brangelina's African Souvenir
The hottest new baby – that’s NOT a Scientologist!
6/9/2006

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Anna Nicole Creates Demon Offspring

Anna Nicole Creates Demon Offspring
Someone had sex with Anna Nicole and Batwoman is a huge lesbo.
6/2/2006

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McPheever Cured!

McPheever Cured!
Taylor Hicks wins Idol. America wins a giant text messaging bill.
5/26/2006

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Fire Crotchgate

Fire Crotchgate
Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!
5/19/2006

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Brad's Holding Orphans for Angelina

Brad's Holding Orphans for Angelina
This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!
3/17/2006

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