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This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.
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2/13/2008
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Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!
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2/8/2008
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Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.
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1/30/2008
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Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!
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1/22/2008
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After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!
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1/19/2008
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This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.
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1/7/2008
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Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!
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12/21/2007
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This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.
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12/7/2007
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This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.
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11/30/2007
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This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!
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11/16/2007