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Suck My News Weekly: Britney's Big Pregnant Boobs

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

19012 Views | 4/01/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Whitney the Crack Smoker

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

3908 Views | 3/25/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Your Mom Uses Steroids

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

3258 Views | 3/18/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Save Lindsay Lohan's Boobs!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

17423 Views | 3/04/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Paris is Burning

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

3379 Views | 2/25/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Alanis Betrays Canada

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2510 Views | 2/18/2005

Suck My News Weekly: State of Confussion Address

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2074 Views | 2/04/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Awkward Jesus Returns

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

3316 Views | 1/29/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2685 Views | 1/22/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Jen and Brad Are So Over!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2657 Views | 1/14/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Donkey

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

4487 Views | 1/07/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Suck My New Year

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2361 Views | 12/31/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Santa Juggles His Bells

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2602 Views | 12/23/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Kournikova Marries Mole!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2329 Views | 12/17/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Jesus Loves Uggs!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

3111 Views | 12/10/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Julia Gives Birth To Devils!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

1988 Views | 12/03/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Pistons' Fans Are Wussies!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2875 Views | 11/24/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Old Dirty Bastards

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2939 Views | 11/19/2004

Suck My News Weekly: Tara Reid's Franken-Boobie

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

3657 Views | 11/12/2004

Suck My News Weekly: John Kerry is a Crybaby!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2281 Views | 11/05/2004

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