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FAT KONG
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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Crackhead at Funeral
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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Color Vision Deficiency
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Paris Hilton In "Paris' Prison Blues"
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Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!
Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!
This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.
Vote For Me 2008!
Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!
Apology To Heath Ledger Fans
Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.
Heath Ledger Is Dead
Heath Ledger is dead and Philip Norris is angry. Find out why, and what his rant has to do with soccer balls!
Britney Spears Found Jesus
After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!
Jessica Alba's Preggers!
This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.
Jamie Lynn Spears Knocked Up!
Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!
Britney And Paris Are Lesbians
This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.
Paris Hilton's Easy-Nooj 2006
This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.
Britney Spears Has ADD
This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!
Dog The Bounty Hunter Is A Honky
This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.
Britney Spears Can't Hear You
This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!
Interview With Britney's Kids
This week Philip Norris interviews Britney Spears’ kids! Are they drunk?
OJ Drinks Britney Under The Table
This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.
Paris Hilton Wants A Baby
This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!
Britney Spears: Mother of the Year
This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.
SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl
From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!
SMN: The Beckhams In America
Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?