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Suck My News Weekly: The Apocalypse Cometh

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

8957 Views | 8/27/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Jude Law's Tiny One

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

10518 Views | 8/19/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Lohan Smokes The Reefer!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

12645 Views | 8/12/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Jennifer Aniston Speaks!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

11431 Views | 8/06/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Are Stupid

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

12123 Views | 7/30/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Colin Ferrell's Sexy Tape!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

28270 Views | 7/22/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Brat Pitt Almost Dies

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

10654 Views | 7/16/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Angelina Eats Adopted Baby!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

17189 Views | 7/08/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan Passes Out

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

11445 Views | 7/01/2005

Suck My News Weekly: TomKat Plans Alien Child

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2438 Views | 6/24/2005

Suck My News Weekly: TomKat Engaged At Last

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2203 Views | 6/17/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Russell the Phone Phreak

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2729 Views | 6/10/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Lindsay Lohan's Dead - Almost!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

29106 Views | 6/03/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

3241 Views | 5/27/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Celebrities Do Stupid Stuff

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

4888 Views | 5/20/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Bennifer's Coke-Sniffing Baby

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

4579 Views | 5/13/2005

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

4311 Views | 5/06/2005

Suck My News SPECIAL REPORT: SHOULD BRITNEY ABORT FETUS SPEARS?

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

267096 Views | 4/29/2005

Suck My News Weekly: THE ATTACK OF BRITNEYS FETUS!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

3130 Views | 4/15/2005

Suck My News Weekly: NEW POPE, VIRGIN MARY, & AN IDOL!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

2580 Views | 4/04/2005

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