This week Philip Norris defends a horny teacher’s right to sleep with one of his or her students. Sexy!

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

Our interview team invaded the Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration, to ask fans about Star Wars weddings, crazy costumes, and Anakin's cooter.

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is in jail – and he’s filmed a sex tape! Everything’s hot and nothing’s consensual!

Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!

LG got up close and personal with Will Ferrell and all the stars of the upcoming film Blades of Glory. Was Will able to handle our intense tag team interviews? Watch it and find out!

Join famous director turned archeologist James Cameron as he makes an amazing discovery in Jesus’ tomb… Jesus himself!

Britney’s hit rock bottom, and only our robot reporter can save her now!

Warning: Oprah Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

You heard about her DUI, now see Nicole Ritchie drunkenly tear up the roads. LG was on the scene!

Farewell Anna Nicole Smith. As we take one last look back at your life we take comfort in the fact that although your soul may have shaken off this mortal coil your silicone filled boobies will be around for centuries.

LG new has assembled a collection of Rachel Ray’s most annoying moments to prove once and for all that some one really needs to slap that bitch.

Paris Hilton’s belongings! We’ve found’em! You’ll want them! And most all – you’ll want to have sex with them!

In LG’s exclusive new interview with drunken Idol host Paula Abdul, she gives us her spaced out ideas on The Middle East.

LG news takes a peek into the future to see what will become of David Beckham now that he’s calling California home.

The O.C. is dead. Liquid Generation tries to make sense of a senseless world.

Here is our take on the most ridiculous things that happened in the year 2006. Happy New Year!