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Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.
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6/23/2006
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This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.
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6/16/2006
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The hottest new baby – that’s NOT a Scientologist!
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6/9/2006
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Someone had sex with Anna Nicole and Batwoman is a huge lesbo.
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6/2/2006
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Taylor Hicks wins Idol. America wins a giant text messaging bill.
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5/26/2006
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Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!
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5/19/2006
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Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!
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5/5/2006
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Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!
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4/28/2006
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What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?
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4/21/2006
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The Mexican immigrants of the world aren’t being heard loud enough and Philip Norris has some ideas on who might lead them. Hint: one of them isn’t your mom.
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4/14/2006