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I Can't Afford Gas

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I Can't Afford Gas
United States of Awesome

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NEWS

Reese Is Not Pregnant

Reese Is Not Pregnant
Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.
6/23/2006

NEWS

Britney Is A Good Mom

Britney Is A Good Mom
This week Britney can chew gum and lie at the same time, Stephen Hawking is a cripple, Daryl Hannah was arrested, and Brad Pitt is making Zombie Movies.
6/16/2006

NEWS

Brangelina's African Souvenir

Brangelina's African Souvenir
The hottest new baby – that’s NOT a Scientologist!
6/9/2006

NEWS

Anna Nicole Creates Demon Offspring

Anna Nicole Creates Demon Offspring
Someone had sex with Anna Nicole and Batwoman is a huge lesbo.
6/2/2006

NEWS

McPheever Cured!

McPheever Cured!
Taylor Hicks wins Idol. America wins a giant text messaging bill.
5/26/2006

NEWS

Fire Crotchgate

Fire Crotchgate
Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!
5/19/2006

NEWS

Hollywood Hates Black People

Hollywood Hates Black People
Hollywood’s got our kids dressing in black face. Oh Mammy!
5/5/2006

NEWS

Charlie Sheen Solves our Gas Problem

Charlie Sheen Solves our Gas Problem
Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!
4/28/2006

NEWS

What's In a Stupid Name?

What's In a Stupid Name?
What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?
4/21/2006

NEWS

Viva Illegal Immigration!

Viva Illegal Immigration!
The Mexican immigrants of the world aren’t being heard loud enough and Philip Norris has some ideas on who might lead them. Hint: one of them isn’t your mom.
4/14/2006

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