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Suck My News Weekly: Free Michael Jackson!

Suck My News Weekly: Free Michael Jackson!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: State of Confussion Address

Suck My News Weekly: State of Confussion Address

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Awkward Jesus Returns

Suck My News Weekly: Awkward Jesus Returns

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush

Suck My News Weekly: Four More Years of Baby Bush

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Jen and Brad Are So Over!

Suck My News Weekly: Jen and Brad Are So Over!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Donkey

Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Donkey

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Suck My New Year

Suck My News Weekly: Suck My New Year

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Santa Juggles His Bells

Suck My News Weekly: Santa Juggles His Bells

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Kournikova Marries Mole!

Suck My News Weekly: Kournikova Marries Mole!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Jesus Loves Uggs!

Suck My News Weekly: Jesus Loves Uggs!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Julia Gives Birth To Devils!

Suck My News Weekly: Julia Gives Birth To Devils!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Pistons' Fans Are Wussies!

Suck My News Weekly: Pistons' Fans Are Wussies!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Old Dirty Bastards

Suck My News Weekly: Old Dirty Bastards

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tara Reid's Franken-Boobie

Suck My News Weekly: Tara Reid's Franken-Boobie

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: John Kerry is a Crybaby!

Suck My News Weekly: John Kerry is a Crybaby!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Ass!

Suck My News Weekly: Ashlee Simpson Sucks Ass!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: A Tribute To Dungeons and Dragons

Suck My News Weekly: A Tribute To Dungeons and Dragons

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Britney Humps Cat Stevens

Suck My News Weekly: Britney Humps Cat Stevens

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Bush, Nick Lachey and Whores

Suck My News Weekly: Bush, Nick Lachey and Whores

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Superman is Dead!

Suck My News Weekly: Superman is Dead!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.