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This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.
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1/7/2008
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Jamie Lynn Spears has gotten herself all preggers! We do not need any more Spears children in this world!
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12/21/2007
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This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.
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12/7/2007
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Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!
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12/1/2007
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This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.
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11/30/2007
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This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.
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11/9/2007
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This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.
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11/2/2007
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This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.
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10/26/2007
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This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!
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10/19/2007
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This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*
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10/12/2007