Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants to change the party's symbol from the elephant to My Little Pony.
Russia is saying these dolls were imported from China to confuse the sexual identity of Russian's youth. On a side note, all of Russia came out of the closet today.
Drew Carey wears glasses, doesn't understand Plinko, and won't help control the pet population. The price is wrong, bitch!
Paris Hilton's wax figure got outfitted in prison stripes... good thing stripes are in this season!!
Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.
Dear Dean McDermott, while most think you're insane for doing this, knowing that your first child has a 10 million dollar trust fund, this was probably a good investment.
She's a puppet. She's a little girl. She'll freak you out if you watch this alone, in the dark, without your woobee.
Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!
You’re Loki, a diminutive devil who can’t stand the underworld. You’ll have to outrun a raging river of lava if you want to escape Satan’s sanctuary. This game is really hot, lol.
What an adorable little annoying person! The fact that she can stack cups like it ain't no biz is just second to the fact that she is so OH MY GOSH!