I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!
Do you ever get Santa or Grandpas mixed up? We do, and that’s why we decided to kill Santa. Kidding!
The previous 2 santas were a little too slow upon their grand entrances, but this poor sap had the opposite problem... Time to put down the eggnog Mr Claus.
Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.
Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!
Mr. Rogers was quite fascinated with the innocent fun of Donkey Kong. Wonder what he'd have to say about Halo 3.
It probably seemed like a brilliant idea at the time but guys in big baggy clothes with loads of cotton stuck to their faces and heads, are not usually the most... dexterous. If any kids lost their faith in Santa that day at least it was reaffirmed in GI Joe. Santa had to have known there'd be down sides to that laissez faire approach he takes to facial hair grooming.
It probably seemed like a good idea at the time but... (see above). Now, wait a minute, coming down from the sky (light), like in the previous clip, could have been magical, but WHAT is the point in watching Santa climb his fat ass over the 3rd floor balcony just to shimmy down a rope??? And where the heck is GI Joe?
...couldn't find his way outside/ he stumbled, he fell, and he exposed himself/ Santa please zip up your fly!
A classic bit from Rowan Atkinson's stand-up routine reminds us all stand-up can be great in spite of what Dane Cook has done to the art.
This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.