I've heard of being horny in the morning, but not when you're hosting a television show.
OK, ok , we had to include one more cuz it's just too good not to: the dance, the gratuitous pelvic thrust close ups, the eerie little girl chanting voice... We're just waiting for some feminist punk band to sample it.
We're still dying over how hilarious this clip is! Here's all you need to know: Host Erik Hartman is conducting interviews with victims of medical malpractice. He did not have time for the pre-interview he usually conducts. The male guest went in for routine surgery and came out without his balls. Oh, and Hartman was fired shortly after this interview.
The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.
How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!
Do you kind of hate Dave Matthews? Do you kind of love the Wii? Well then this musical number was made for you.
I'm sure it's very stressful, being a game show contestant. But, some of these people should have thought before they gave their answers.
WQXR's morning show runs a *little* longer than normal... 'cause there's a WOLF in the station! BOIOIOIOING! (From Derrick Comedy)
While you were pwning newbs in Halo 3, your grandparents were participating in a cross-country Wii bowling tourney. Retirement never looked so good.