If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!
Miss USA showed poise in times of hardship when, during the Miss Universe Pageant, she fell on her tush and bounced right back up, as though nothing happened!
Beat boxing and evening gowns are a sight we never thought we'd see, but the two came together in the 2012 Miss World Talent Competition in the form of one Miss Philippines. We're not sure what those noises are in between her beats but she seems to hold her own. Oh it's a post, post, post modern world.
2008, ongoing war, crashing economy, no TV, boring election, who cares?? Miss America 2008 looks hot, and thats all we need!!
Girls don't fart and they're not suppose to poop. They're also not suppose to slide their teeth off on TV.
This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??
WHY can't beauty queens speak??? Is it a prerequisite? Her name is Mariah Carey btw. And so the stereotype lives on...
Legally, I don't think we're supposed to say anyone is gay...without proof. But, isn't this video proof?
Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.