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Mischa Bartons Cottage Cheese

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
May 5 2008

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.


 
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Mischa Bartons Cottage Cheese

By: LG Staff
Date: May 5 2008

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.




 
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Ashantis Cottage Cheese Sister

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 11 2007

Ashanti's sister is just as beautiful as her luscious self. Not bad for a woman with her own isle at the supermarket.




 
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Cottage Cheese and Death

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 29 2007

What happened Jennifer? You best pass that ass or we're going to change your name to Jennifer Love-Chewitt.




 
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Kim Stewarts Cottage Cheese Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 20 2007

Rod Stewart's daughter has some fugly butt cheeks. It looks like someone took a baggie full of cottage cheese and milk, and shook it around.




 
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Mischa Bartons Meth Face

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 10 2009

Say hello to Mischa Methface!!! Just wow.




 
 
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Mischa Bartons Nipple Slip

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 10 2007

NSFW: This is like the mother of all nip-slips: Mischa Barton's entire left nipple pops out to say hello!




 
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Mischa Bartons Fly is Open

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 8 2006

Whoops! Mischa forgot to zip up after she whipped it out at a public rest room.




 
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Mischa Bartons Boobs Say Hi

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 18 2008

We covered up Mischa's boobs for you because, to tell you the truth, they weren't that great. Thank us with hugs!




 
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Whose Cellulite

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 9 2009

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.




 
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Turkey Cheese Fries

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 12 2010

It had me at "cheese"




 
 
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Mischa Barton is Skinny Flabby

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 9 2007

Just say no. Or hit up the gym, once and a while, woman.




 
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Whoose Boobs Cheese Filled Boobies

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 19 2008

Boobs taste better when they are filled with a nice Ricotta cheese, dontcha think?




 
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Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling

By: LG Staff
Date: May 28 2008

Tumbling down a hill after a lone piece of cheese does not make you a respectable nation, it does make you an awesome one though. Way to be, Britain.




 
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Mischa Barton had an Accident

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 12 2007

That dumbass Mischa REALLY can't drive. First she got into a fender-bender with Nicole Richie's car, now this. Take away for keys!




 
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Mischa Barton Sideboob

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 12 2008

Consider this "Round 11" of Whoose Sideboob?, although here you've got to guess why she's still famous.




 
 
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Saddlebag Spears

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 29 2007

Seriously, someone just needs to take this poor girl aside and euthanize her. Was their a shortage of classy dresses in her trailer? Is she trying to turn guys gay? WHY GOD WHY!?




 
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Mischa Smokes a Joint

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2007

Oh big deal, so Mischa's a pothead! It's not like she's a role model on the OC anymore!!




 
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Johnny B and The Cheese

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2007

WQXR's morning show runs a *little* longer than normal... 'cause there's a WOLF in the station! BOIOIOIOING! (From Derrick Comedy)




 
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Misha Bartons Nip Slip

By: LG Staff
Date: May 18 2007

Misha had a full-on nip-slip when her tiny titty fell out of her frilly frock! Dang, that's a tongue-twister!




 
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Mischa Barton Loves the Weed

By: LG Staff
Date: May 23 2007

Here's Mischa about to light up another doob. No wonder she sucks at driving, the girl's stoned all the time!




 
 
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The New Microsoft Word

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

This new version of Microsoft Word will now recognize Ebonics and 50 Cent's cottage cheese mouth.




 
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Jessica Albas Ass Then and Now

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 29 2008

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?




 
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Mischa Barton Is A Fat Girl

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 9 2009

Talk about chubbing up. Lay off the Doritos and pick up the crystal meth!




 
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Mischa The Mystical Fairy

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 9 2008

Any and every girl who chooses to dress like this is either 8 years old or smoking a ton of pot with mustachioed men named Jude.




 
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Americans Are Thin

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 11 2007

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?