WHAT'S NEW

 
Helga Mohammed

Mike Tysons Mugshot

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jan 4 2007

Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.


 
LG Staff Author Image

Mike Tysons Mugshot

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 4 2007

Iron Mike was so jacked up on blow that he told the cops he snorted chazz "every chance he got." Then he licked their faces and ate their babies.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Mohawk Mugshot

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2007

Her hair wouldn't fit in her mugshot photo, so they had to MAKE it fit.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Phil Spectors Mugshot

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 10 2009

Here's Phil Spector's mugshot. You have permission to vomit now.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Celebrity Mugshot Memory

By: LG Staff
Date: May 31 2002

How good are you at remembering a celebrities mugshot? See for yourself right here.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Rip Torns Drunken Mugshot

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 4 2006

Rip Torn was arrested for drunken driving today in upstate New York. Take that, Nick Nolte's mugshot!!




 
 
LG Staff Author Image

Mike Tyson is Fat

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 19 2007

He must be hitting the buffets with Schwarzenegger these days.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Scott Stapps mugshot

By: LG Staff
Date: May 23 2007

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Representative Mike Boss Freak Out

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 1 2012

This guy is sick of being asked to vote on bills without given time to read them and I don't blame him! Nice to know someone in congress is passionate about trying to keep things fair. What I don't understand is why no one around him seems to have any sort of reaction! Are they all on quaaludes???




 
LG Staff Author Image

Joe Frances Mugshot

By: LG Staff
Date: May 21 2007

Douche Gone Wild.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Mike Hawk Always Stands Up

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 23 2006

Voted "Most Likely to Pull Some Silly Prank at High School Graduation"




 
 
LG Staff Author Image

Vanilla Ice Mugshot

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 11 2008

His cellmate was heard whispering in his ear, "I'm gonna do to you, what you did to rap music".




 
LG Staff Author Image

Uncle Krackers Rapist Mugshot

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 17 2007

'Follow me, everything is alright, I'll be the one to rape you tonight, And if you want to leave, I can guarantee, You won't leave very easily"




 
LG Staff Author Image

The Grabowski Shuffle

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 22 2005

People make bad decisions. Even Mike Ditka.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Chuck Norris For Vice President

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2007

This commercial is a promise that Chuck Norris will be Mike Huckabee's running mate right?




 
LG Staff Author Image

Andy Dicks Mug Shot

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 16 2008

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.




 
 
LG Staff Author Image

Kelis Got Arrested

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 2 2007

Kelis's milkshake got put on clampdown when she was arrested in Miami for harrassing two undercover cops posing as prostitutes.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Cheerleader Boob Grab

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 15 2006

Kimmie Gibbler loves the part of the routine when Mike Tyson grabs her boobs.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Worst Commercial Ever

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 9 2007

Mike Bonerati will do any impression to sell you a mattress! Where do these commercials come from??




 
LG Staff Author Image

Pariss Mugshots

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 6 2007

Perhaps representing the height of celebrity mugshots, Paris proves she's always herself by posing her ass off for the cops. Nice.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Skin Head Mug Shot

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2007

Curtis Allgier's face and neck tattoos include various decorative swasticas, "skin head" or his brow, F.U.N. on his chin, SS bolts on his cheeks, a crucifix, "Property of Jolene" on his forehead, a Doc Martin boot on his nose, and the "Hatebreed" logo above his mouth.




 
 
LG Staff Author Image

Suck My News Weekly Tara Reid is Busted

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 30 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Stupid Movie Quiz Office Space

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 28 2003

It’s time to answer stupid questions about everybody’s favorite cult movie, Office Space.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Austin Powers Yeah Baby

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 15 2002

We think Austin Powers is so sexy, and this video proves it.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Suck My News Weekly Feb 21st 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 21 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
LG Staff Author Image

Suck My News Weekly June 6th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 6 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.