Another example that alcohol and slippery floors don't mix well.
Today, we're all Michael Jackson. Or we mourn Michael Jackson. Ah, whatever. We're just really, really sad.
Before you pass judgement on the King of Pop, you might want to ask yourself: Which Michael Jackson Are You?
Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.
The following phone conversation was secretly recording between Michael Jackson and his young accuser.
This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!
We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)
So you think you've seen all of Michael Jackson's versions of the music video "Thriler" huh? Well you're not even close.
Michael Jackson is one of the most gifted badasses of our time. He’s also one of the sexiest. The way he picks up little boys…he’s just a smooth criminal.
Tonight, as you're lying in bed thinking of Michael Jackson, don't be alarmed if this baby doll is walking across your ceiling.
Check out the new Michael Phelps Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!
Squeaky voiced man-children of the past and present collide when MJ gives San J a ring in the latest installment of LG’s mind blowing phone tap series.
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Here's unreleased footage of Michal Jackson catching fire during the 1984 Pepsi Commercial shoot. As you can see this footage is BANANAS.
This game is kind of like basketball, but with a baby instead of a ball, and Michael Jackson instead of Michael Jordan.