Because it's fun!
What happens when Bigfoot is the first guy to fall asleep? Why, you put whip cream on his face, that's what!
Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy is the one girl we would never, ever bang. Fun fact! Here are the 10 trashiest quotes from the cult show.
Alright, well this one's kinda mean, and kinda funny... until the poor lil baby gets it. It's at once slightly genius and and pretty damn immature. You be the judge...
Such a simpler time, before the ASPCA and PETA convinced everyone that messing with animals was wrong.
The following movies are filled to the brim with references to genital warts, herpes, what have you. Watching them makes you not want to have sex.
Everyone says exercising with a buddy is better, but a non-human buddy, that there is the jam. This way when you're heaving and wheezing and feel like you can't go on, you just turn to the creature next to you and think, "If they can do it...", especially, if it's a fat ass walrus. Check out the skills of these beasts!
We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!