As Mitch Hedberg would say "it's so damn literal".
Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.
Apparently, comparing Michael Bay to Hitler didn't exactly please Steven Spielberg and that's why she isn't in the new movie. As always, I am 100% Team Spielberg.
I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!
It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get in her pants, buddy. Start with trying to replace your face.
Megan "Angelina Jolie" Fox is looking at you like she wants to rape you. Or so you want to believe.
She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...
"The Fox" showed up at her DUI hearing looking as good as she ever has! (And not really that drunk)
Pretending to have your neck slit on Fox News is hilarious, dude! No matter what a Fox News Reporter says!
A reputation for war mongering and biased patriotism?? Seems more like it’s just a sexy party over at Fox News. Awesome!
An executive at Fox has a Hummer with the actual license plate "7 MPG" – now that's pride in wastefulness!
I love it when sexy news anchors have Freudian slips of the tongue. Especially when Shepard Smith won't let her forget it!
Watch a Fox Reporter get shot at by Israilis soldiers! Goodtimes in the Middle East! When is your next family vacation there?
He's a former detective, and well it’s not too hard to imagine a scenario in which he may have been fired.
Fox News, yet again, demonstrates how little it knows about anything by making a mock of itself by running this story. Epic LULZ 4-EVER!
Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.
Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.