My knob tastes funny. "please refrain from tasting the knob"

Posted by Sai Baba O'Riley : 2/12/2010 01:01:26 AM

your breath smells like dead bunnies , as he's being carried off by a wolf ...LOL

Posted by : 9/6/2009 07:40:25 PM

i met a lepupercon he told me to burn things lol

Posted by : 8/19/2009 02:09:28 AM

No "I bent my Wookie"? Next!

Posted by : 8/18/2009 10:32:37 PM

my cat's breath smells like cat food when i grow up i want to go to bovine university super nintendo chalmers so ... do you like .. stuff?

Posted by : 8/18/2009 05:03:58 PM

number 10 was crap! so not funny. and where 'so... you like... stuff?' i use that on a weekly basis! theres no way you can only make ten, ralph is to hysterical for that

Posted by : 8/17/2009 11:32:43 PM

"I'm learnding!"

Posted by : 8/15/2009 05:05:40 PM

Are you serious? No "Hi supernintendo chalmers". Thats the funniest line of all time

Posted by : 8/15/2009 05:54:32 AM

ha ha ralph so funny

Posted by : 8/14/2009 08:19:00 PM

You left out the best one; sitting on the bus looking at his fingers while pulling out a pair of scissors, "You've betrayed me for the last time."

Posted by : 8/14/2009 05:34:26 PM

@YeahToast - which ones did we miss?

Posted by : 8/14/2009 01:18:45 PM

Wow... you didn't get any of the good ones. Do you even watch this show?

Posted by : 8/14/2009 12:40:35 AM

Smoky the bear: You're not gonna start any fires, are you? Ralph: At my house, we call them 'Uh-Ohs'

Posted by : 8/13/2009 09:28:51 AM

what about "super nintendo chalmers" and "i bent my wookie"???

Posted by : 8/12/2009 11:12:35 PM

You gotta do your homework, dude! What about "even my boogers are spicy" after marge sprays him in the face with mace, or "I'm a unitard!" with an ice cream cone stuck to his forehead?

Posted by : 8/12/2009 11:01:50 PM

come on...what happened to "my cat's breath smells like cat food!"?

Posted by : 8/12/2009 06:06:27 PM