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Sharon Stone is a Tampon

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Sep 18 2007

Sharon Stone wore this bloody dress to the Emmy's. On closer inspection it actually appears to be an oversized feminine napkin. Lets look closer.


 
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Sharon Stone is a Tampon

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 18 2007

Sharon Stone wore this bloody dress to the Emmy's. On closer inspection it actually appears to be an oversized feminine napkin. Lets look closer.




 
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Sharon Stone Gets Angry

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 7 2007

I'd be angry too if I looked that old and haggish. Gross.




 
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Sharon Stone Shows Bush

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 13 2007

More Sharon Stone naked vacation photos! This time with 100% more bush!




 
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Sharon Stone Prays For Her Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 11 2007

NSFW: Sharon Stone was vacationing topless when she spontaneously decided to ask God to save her melons. Good show, Sharon!




 
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Topless Sharon Stone Cools Off Her Crotch

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 12 2007

Maybe she's a natural redhead? (Get it? Firecrotch?)




 
 
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Sharon FireStone

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 2 2007

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.




 
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Britney Spears Tampon

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 28 2009

Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?




 
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Paris Tampon Exposed

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 12 2007

More of Paris' old photos and documents are surfacing... why would she have a photo of her tampon string? Why not?




 
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Sharon Stones See Thru Blouse

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 2 2007

Come on, Sharon! We know you did this for attention!




 
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Kanye Is A Douche Bag

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 9 2005

Watch Kanye West make an argument for why he should win a Grammy Award. This guy is a total douche bag.




 
 
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Tampon Pan Flute

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 13 2007

Make a pan flute out of tampons! This music really "flows!"




 
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Avril is a Thief

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 10 2007

Pop-schlock fake-punk Canadian Avril Lavigne is a hack, of course. Here's the proof! She totally ripped off Peaches.




 
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Bush is a Butthole

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 29 2007

Bush is literally a butt hole, or to be more precise… many butt holes. Check out this pic of the President made of many tiny little stinkers. Did he just wink at me?




 
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Bush Is A Drunk

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 22 2005

We know that Dubya had a drinking problem, but we didn’t know he was still a drunk.




 
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Bush is a god

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 29 2007

Bush once said he spoke to god and why wouldn’t he, he is Jesus after all. NOW PASS THAT BREAD!




 
 
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Barack Is A Jedi

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 17 2009

If you interrupt Barack during a session of congress he will slice off your hand.




 
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Is it a Bee

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 4 2007

"I spy something black and yellow quickly moving… towards my.. Wait a minute. DEAR GOD NO!"




 
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Kanye is a Douche

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 2 2007

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.




 
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Is Octomom A MILF

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 12 2009

No.




 
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Everything Is A Lie

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 14 2011

Visual effects in movies and television.




 
 
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Britney Is A Prostitute

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 12 2009

Britney Spears was just arrested for cocaine possession and prostitution! See the news report!




 
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Jessica Simpson Is A Muppet

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 11 2007

Jessica Simpson looks like a dumb Muppet from Fraggle Rock. All she is missing is a dunce cap and a catchy song about dyslexia.




 
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James Brown Is A Crackhead

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2006

Watch James Brown in this television interview from a long, long time ago. Is he drunk? Is he high? The only thing that's certain is that he's a crackhead.




 
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Britney Spears Is A Witch

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 4 2007

Britney Spears is a witch. Only a level 8 Warlock with melee skills can change their eye color, its called a glamour. Look it up NEWB!




 
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Waldo is a Genie in a Bottle

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 20 2007

Christina Aguilera is pregnant, as well all know and her boobs are getting bigger by the day! Waldo now thinks they are a good place to hide.