Baby raping? This tiny clip was a lil funny, but if comedy could save my life, I would've died 5 seconds later from this shit. The only thing being raped is your comedy skits. And I don't even need to verbally rape you as well as you rape yourselves I wanna believe Phillip Norris is banging his head against the wall, drinking tequila, smoking weed because he knows his shit is better than this shit anyday of the week, even if he's asleep. Phillip, we feel your pain. If these assholes won't put you back on the air, then I hope you can get a job on Southpark, and teach these fuckers a lesson. This bullshit called comedy is making true comedians resting in peace, roll over in their grave. I bet these assmunchers know their shit sucks and they can't yet put their tail between their legs and bring back Suck My News. Well that's more stupid than thinking being gay is cool. I pray you wake up someday and bring the good shit back. - Darkfire

Posted by darkfiredog : 11/23/2006 05:21:05 AM

That was awefuly short.

Posted by LikaLaruku : 11/13/2006 09:40:35 PM

who wrote this and the newsiverse??? hmmmm oh yea only SATAN would release such crap onto the world only slags and single teenage mums on council estates who like catherine tate, would watch this crap.

Posted by sugerfreek : 11/12/2006 03:21:17 PM

I'm guessing your writers left? Would u like me to write it for you from now on? Or a retarded box turtle with a very busy weekend? Its not a dumb as the robot, but not much better

Posted by IwantMysuckmynews : 11/12/2006 09:47:29 AM

Guys, babies can't type. DUH! Why don't you try making it a little more believable next time, GAAHsh.

Posted by annajounc : 11/11/2006 04:50:25 PM

ahahah. this was much better. please tell me that stupid robot is gone for good.

Posted by nuva007 : 11/11/2006 04:48:58 PM

A little funnier. Better than that fucking robot anyway. But are you guys forgetting you are a cartoon website? Tremendoustan was a little better as well.

Posted by Johno : 11/11/2006 08:38:16 AM

"Perverts who wanna rape me!" haha. The baby's great, too bad that chick can't act.

Posted by beebboopbop : 11/10/2006 09:36:28 PM

Did Liquid Generation fire everyone that had any understanding on comedy? Is this some avant-garde experiment in anti-comedy? Or is there just a bunch of unfunny retards running this website now?

Posted by Rich711 : 11/10/2006 09:20:46 PM