who is this jerk-o-merchant 'darkfiredog' ?

Posted by : 2/3/2009 01:37:53 PM

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Posted by : 11/24/2007 03:15:08 PM

So you pussies think you can diss me, whoop'de fuckin do. Would you like a medal? I bet you thought I couldn't strike back huh? Johno, it seemed you were poking fun at me a lil, but I got no disrepect for you, Helga, who the fuck are you? Annajounc's lesbian friend, obviously on her period. If you wanna open your mouth again, prepare to get a dick inserted in it, just a warning to the stupid. AnnaJounc, what a weak comeback, I ain't afraid of any pussy who breathes the same air as me. You thinking I'm scared of you is like thinking our opinion actually matters to the government, bottomline, it ain't gonna happen. You take a swing at me anyday on the streets and I'll fuck you up bitch. Just try not to get too much of your blood on my shoes, ok, lol. A word to the wise, I will annihilate any motherfuckers that thinks they can be childish bastards and not get spanked by your Lord and Master your favorite enemy. - Darkfire

Posted by darkfiredog : 12/16/2006 03:46:01 AM

Philip Norris used to be Philip Morris. Ooo, what now biotch.

Posted by : 12/16/2006 12:36:47 AM

My grammer was fine, and I've bought games from Amazon so I don't think you have much ground there. A sarcastic answer was unnecessary, if you don't actually have anything to say then spend your time thinking up better content than insulting the people that watch it. I've been reasonable, and spent time to point out that the quality of your content was declining. Just because change isn't always bad doesn't mean its always good.

Posted by Johno : 12/15/2006 07:15:13 PM

Johno, I take back the compliments about brevity. Although you are not (as) prone to the grade-school grammar as our darkfire-yorkie, it tends to amplify with volume. Or maybe it’s passion. And your logic is truly impeccable. You keep whining about how “we’re a CARTOON website.” Do you also refuse to buy new media from Amazon because they’re supposed to be selling books? And Slippy, one more comment about friendship and I'm going to print out all of these comments on 30 lb. paper, roll them up and shove them up your outbox.

Posted by : 12/15/2006 05:58:22 PM

Ah, I sense civility (is that a word?) coming to LG. I think we'll all be able to make love with each other in a few weeks.

Posted by SlippyJenkins : 12/15/2006 05:16:28 PM

:-) thank you helga... I think... my overwhelming stupidity means I can't really understand anything you can say. All we are saying is this stuff is not funny, look at your older stuff and it can make you laugh out loud. Lately you have been using constumes to make sketches funny and it isn't working. Theres been no wit, or thought about it and its probably something to do with the fact you have less time to work on them. We would prefer to have a funny harsh cartoon than this kind of thing. It doesn't work and it is awkward to watch. Insulting the people who point out your inadequacies does not help. To be fair darkfire was childish but he took the time to come here and put across his opinion. I don't want SMN back, just something that is funny. I agree with casasruby though, the slut thing was funny. It was also harsh, and in a cartoon way made sense. A parody of a news programme was always the way to go.

Posted by Johno : 12/15/2006 05:10:38 PM

I read Darkfire’s posts religiously. He makes up in length what he lacks in style and his missives are so misguided that I wonder if the black hair dye is seeping through the follicles and attenuating the hatred. The name Darkfiredog. The speaking of Satan and hell and fires. Let’s throw in some mentions of vampires and ravens and our Goth delusion will be complete. At least Johno is brief in his/her stupidity and for that we thank it. Annajounc, don’t worry about the threats. Little dogs bark the loudest. They have to. They’re hung like females. Here’s a test for you whimpering morons who think that they’re fans of SMN: Philip Norris changed his name. What was it before? Thought so. And Annajounc, I’d know exactly what to do with myself if I saw you but I would hope that you’d help.

Posted by : 12/15/2006 04:49:53 PM

Shut the fuck up you fucking pussy. You wouldn't know what to do with yourself if you saw me in person.

Posted by annajounc : 12/15/2006 03:20:04 PM

This is really funny, but im from L.A. so i guess only peeps from California think this is funny. But some of these lame internet nerds are right, you nee to bring Philip Norris back... oh and the Slutcicles are hilarious!!

Posted by casasruby : 12/15/2006 12:36:59 AM

Ok Slippy, you want to ruin your good ratings? Well go ahead, I just tried to help you to your benefit, you can lead an idiot to water, but can't make him drink it and stop him from dehydrating. To be real honest, you ain't pleasing too many of your viewers cause you probably having seen all the negative feedback, although I have, and agree with them fully. The only good feedback you get are from losers who work with you. Annajounc, I don't know why you open your mouth unless you want a dick in it. If you think you can diss me, guess again cunt. I have no problem teaching a stupid bitch like you where her place is, which is on the floor begging for mercy like the stupid bitch you are. Even Johno know's how stupid you are, and it's worse how you even act gay. You're better off butt-kissing to save your life. So open your mouth again so you can suck my dick while deez nuts are in your face. Learn what real comedy is dumbass. - Darkfire

Posted by darkfiredog : 12/13/2006 09:21:13 PM

I was talking about the video, not reading your pathetic, poorly written essays about nothing. tell 'em Britney... er... Slippy! LOL, keep it up, you guys are funny! I LOVE that voice Lohan, that shit's hysterical! You need to be bankin' off that alone!

Posted by annajounc : 12/13/2006 11:27:55 AM

Darkfire...we got rid of SMN because the piece is 4 years old and we thought it was time for a change. Change is good. Who knows, maybe one of these days Phillip will come back, but I doubt it. As far as doing both SMN and these videos...that's just impossible. We put up A LOT of content a week and just don't have the time. Wish we had time to please all our fans, but we just don't.

Posted by SlippyJenkins : 12/13/2006 11:27:19 AM

Yay! That was fun!

Posted by annajounc : 12/13/2006 11:14:39 AM

Slippy Jenkins is it? And you work for LG I take it. I need some answers. Where is Suck My News? Why did you replace it with in a nicer term, junk. You didn't have to replace Suck My News, just have your junk somewhere else on LG so you wouldn't have a angry mob of people disappointed at LG. Just have it somewhere on ths site even though only 1% of your visitors would watch it anyway, and keep world peace with newer Suck My News always coming out and making people have something to laugh about and enjoy life. As human beings on this earth, in these times people are dealing with hard times, and it's very cruel on some of the things that matter are ripped away by ignorant people who don't see the same things you do. If my words don't change your mind or get you to believe if you're being cruel, then I hope you burn in hell where Satan throws more gasoline on your burning carcass. Happy Holidays. - Darkfire

Posted by darkfiredog : 12/13/2006 04:46:02 AM

Hey guys, we don't mind people criticizing our content, but damn, you people are just getting nasty. From now on, any user who is being overtly obnoxious, or harassing other visitors, will have their account deleted. Again, we don't mind criticism. In fact, we love anybody who takes the time to tell us what they think of what we're making over here. Just be a tad more civil. Thanks.

Posted by SlippyJenkins : 12/12/2006 06:02:46 PM

You know, there was always one reason I came to Liquid Generation. SUCK MY NEWS. Then, I would usually check out Whose Boobs, Who'd You Rather, etc. It was a lot of fun. Now, this live action lame crap the site has been chugging out is just stupid, NOT funny and totally embarrassing. I used to reccomend to all my friends that they check out LG, now I would not reccomend the site to my worst enemy. I have loved LG for almost 2 years now, and these days I find myself only coming to the site hoping that the stupid live action shit will stop, but sadly, it won't. So, until you make the site funny again, gbye!

Posted by schwanxe : 12/11/2006 04:15:10 AM

I have been a fan of LG for quite a while. Let me just say that since you guys left Chicago to move to LA, the changes to your site have SUCKED!! Suck My News has gone from a great news program to a bunch of bad spoofs that nobody thinks is funny!! WHERE IS THE NEWS AND PHILLIP NORRIS' GREAT HUMOR??? Has the smog in Cali clouded your funny factor?? I don't think I will be coming back to this site much more!!!

Posted by osumiguel : 12/10/2006 10:04:33 AM

You people actually think the shit you are making is funny? I give up, I'm not checking back anymore

Posted by Johno : 12/9/2006 07:47:48 AM

Wow, this puts lame into new perspective. Another lame movie that keeps Suck My News waiting underground to hopefully strike back, and for the real fans hopefully soon. Ok Liquid Generation it's been about time you actually read our comments on how your shit suck, and perhaps put your dumb shit to rest by Putting Suck My News back on, and never fucking with it again. I don't care what you say, what you feel, we don't care, bring back Phillip Norris! It's to your benefit you bring him back, because you're losing more fans and support that President Bush. I will keep being Captain Obvious unless you change your evil ways. I will not rest on destroying what good support you have left, so give up now or else, and if you ask " or else what", I'll just say exactly. Now you got homework to do, cause you're failing and guess who's ready to spank you everytime!? If only you knew how stupid you were. - Darkfire

Posted by darkfiredog : 12/8/2006 11:52:57 PM

Hooray! Death to those smelly Chowder Lips!

Posted by cheese : 12/8/2006 10:21:13 PM