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Mary Kate is Scary

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jan 18 2007

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.


 
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Mary Kate is Scary

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2007

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.




 
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Mary Kate Is Possessed

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 17 2008

Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.




 
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Mary Kate Olsen is a Stud

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 29 2008

It's called trying too hard, and it's what you're doing.




 
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Scary Mary Poppins

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 6 2006

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!




 
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Mary Kate is a Grunge Icon

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 24 2008

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.




 
 
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Mary Kate Oldson

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 13 2007

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!




 
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Mary Kate Olsens Crack Man

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 5 2007

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.




 
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Mary Kate Olsen Then Now

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 11 2007

Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.




 
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The Mary Kate Olsen Ride

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

Yes, but how old do you have to be?




 
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Mary Kate Looks Like Death

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 2 2007

The Olsen Twins are now one chick, since both of them are basically half a person.




 
 
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Mary Kate Olsen Likes Gays

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 18 2007

Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!




 
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Mary Kate Hungry

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2007

Finally! Someone got an Olsen twin to eat!




 
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Mary Louise Parker is Naked

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 26 2007

Mary Louise Parker helped promote her show Weeds by posing naked. Hey, whatever it takes, right?




 
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Kate Hudson is Constipated

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 1 2008

It looks like her "Goldie Hawn years" will be here sooner than we expected. Time to delete Penny Lane from your 70s rock star fantasy.




 
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Super Scary

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 23 2012

But super cool.




 
 
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Kate Beckinsale is a Roller Girl

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 11 2008

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.




 
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Kate Moss is Skinny and Goth

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 26 2007

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.




 
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Scary Sexy

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2009

Halloween can be scary, but if you look at it in the right light it can also be scary sexy!




 
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Whod You Rather Week 135 Scary Skinny

By: LG Staff
Date: May 27 2005

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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The Illusion Of Bloody Mary

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 25 2007

You’ve played Bloody Mary when you were younger, now see the illusion. Can you see Bloody Mary?




 
 
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Scary Dude

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 13 2006

Axe Rose in another 10 years.




 
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Kate Moss in Wax

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 13 2007

Madame Tussaud's has done it again… Kate Moss is wax-ified!




 
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Kate Mosss Coke Nose

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 16 2006

Never fear, Kate Moss is off the gack. Hahahahaha, just kidding.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Chewbacca Is One of Us

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 14 2005

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.




 
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Scary Spice Indeed

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 18 2008

This picture of Scary Spice in a bikini reveals they were not being ironic in giving her the name. Her smile haunts children in their sleep.