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Mary Kate Olsens Crack Man

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Aug 5 2007

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.


 
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Mary Kate Olsens Crack Man

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 5 2007

In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.




 
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The Mary Kate Olsen Ride

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

Yes, but how old do you have to be?




 
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Mary Kate Oldson

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 13 2007

Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!




 
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Mary Kate Is Possessed

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 17 2008

Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.




 
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Mary Kate is Scary

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2007

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.




 
 
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Mary Kate Looks Like Death

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 2 2007

The Olsen Twins are now one chick, since both of them are basically half a person.




 
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Mary Kate Olsen Likes Gays

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 18 2007

Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!




 
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Mary Kate Olsen Then Now

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 11 2007

Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.




 
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Mary Kate Hungry

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 5 2007

Finally! Someone got an Olsen twin to eat!




 
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Mary Kate Olsen is a Stud

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 29 2008

It's called trying too hard, and it's what you're doing.




 
 
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Mary Kate is a Grunge Icon

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 24 2008

They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.




 
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Crack Sandwich

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2006

Nothing is better for lunch than a little crack in your sandwich! Deeeelicious!




 
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Heidi Crack

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2007

Keep it classy Heidi. Yes that’s a camera and yes, that’s your ass.




 
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Crack Biker

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 14 2007

I imagine this is what it's like when you reach the pearly gates. So close to perfection, but just far enough away to be out of reach. Oh, to dream.




 
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Amy Winehouse Smokes Crack

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 22 2008

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.




 
 
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Kitty Likes Crack

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 10 2007

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.




 
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The Illusion Of Bloody Mary

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 25 2007

You’ve played Bloody Mary when you were younger, now see the illusion. Can you see Bloody Mary?




 
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Ashley Olsens Chest

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 13 2007

Wow, an Olsen goes out shopping in her bra! Too bad we're not seeing anything. At all.




 
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Scary Mary Poppins

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 6 2006

Seriously, I was freaked out by Mary Poppins as a kid, but never this bad!




 
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PeeWees Crack PSA

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 15 2012

It cuts off right before his chair starts talking and the psychedelic dance party breaks out...




 
 
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Divine Visions of Mary Jesus

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 6 2004

Here are some of the most mystifying Virgin Mary sightings ever captured on film. Kind of.




 
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Big Man

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 12 2011

Fits through a little hole.




 
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Kate Moss Craps

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 11 2007

Kate Moss dresses like a pigeon and craps on the street.




 
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The Olsen Twins Turn 18

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 24 2004

The day Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen turned 18 was probably the greatest day of our lives.




 
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Crack Filled Cocaine Breasts

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 11 2007

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...