The Olsen Twins are now one chick, since both of them are basically half a person.
Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!
Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.
In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.
Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.
Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!
Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.
They listened to Soundgarden, watched Singles, and talked about how much easier life would be if they lived in Seattle.
No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.
Watch Kate Moss snort a boatload of cocaine. This is the uncensored version of the video, just the way we know you like it.
It looks like her "Goldie Hawn years" will be here sooner than we expected. Time to delete Penny Lane from your 70s rock star fantasy.
Bill's Cornerback Ellis Lanksder needs to learn other words besides "Like" and "Umm." Looks like he could be a fabulous rapper though!