If your last name is Jolie-Pitt, you're having the best childhood ever.
Seriously, wtf? Are they trying to wash the snail cuz it's just gonna get slimy again. That's what snails do! [Side Note: This particular species of snail is the African Land Snail which explains it's absurdly large size. Dropping knowledge at LG!]
We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.
The horrendous atrocity that was the Britney Spears VMA performance can be summed up in this one image. Priceless.
Never one to dissappoint, Paris was just hanging out one day… and she was REALLY hanging out! If you know what I mean! (And I think you do!)
We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.
Gwen Stefani used to be hard core and she rocked. Now she sings pop music and kidnaps Asians. If you're going to sell out, UPSIZE THE BOOBS!
There’s nothing more enjoyable than watching a girl flash her fun bags, and by fun bags I mean boobs.
A reality TV show in England had a kick off series premier when one of their more attractive female guests lifted up her arm and revealed her true identity. Paula Cole.
Everybody loves matching games! Especially if they involve boobs! Match these boobs together and win…boobs!
Remember 98 Degrees?...We don't think Vanessa does either or else she wouldn't be getting naked in front of Nick.
Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.
During a Pussy Cat Dolls performance, one of the girls almost lost a boob out of the bottom off her cropped shirt! Unfortunately for the world, it was the ugliest Doll.