Here's how don't lose.
Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!
South Park's famous "cripple fight" was taken scene-for-scene from a Rowdy Roddy Piper movie. That's what our intern tells us!!
You'd think a pillow fight would be relatively innocuous, but watch what happens when the wimpy one gets whacked in the nads!
We're trying to figure out if the inclusion of a handicapped wheel chair man makes this the worst or best fight scene ever. What do you think?
When in doubt pick up a bigger stick. When a stupid tourist, wander around in the middle of a fight with your camera.
Here it is - the only time you're ever going to watch the WNBA this year. And don't think these ladies can't kick your ass, because they can.
Before these girls beat the crap out of each other, they each do a little dance. This is the way it's done in the ghetto. Accept.
What's not shown in this video: The baby ripping off the cat's head and shoving it down his mouth, along with the cat's heart and eyeballs.