We may finally have found a worse mother than Dina Lohan.
Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.
Lindsay's mom Dina speaks to The Insider about her crazy partying daughter. Too bad Dina's the worst blood-sucking stage mom ever.
Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.
See how Lindsay Lohan's mom and little sister react when she brings home her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.
For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.
Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!
As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.
Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.
On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.
One benefit to Lindsay's lesbian relationship is now she has a partner who really knows how to tweak a nipple just right; since she has access to her own set 24-7.
Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?