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Lohan Cant Act Straight

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jun 13 2008

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.


 
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Lohan Cant Act Straight

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 13 2008

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.




 
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Robots Cant Act Goodfellas

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2009

Robots can do a lot of things, but there is one thing they can’t do – act! Watch as these robotic thespians try to struggle through a scene from Goodfellas.




 
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Robots Cant Act Juno

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2008

"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.




 
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Robots Cant Act Pulp Fiction

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2009

Computers are taking over the world. The only thing they can't do is act! Watch what movies would be like if we let our robots act.




 
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Robots Cant Act Office Space

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 15 2008

Watch as these Robots try to reenact a scene from a movie we’ve never watched sober.




 
 
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Robots Cant Act No Country For Old Men

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 6 2009

The killer's hair from No Country For Old Men is just as creepy when it's robot-fied.




 
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Straight and Gay Hands

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 3 2006

"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.




 
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Street Act or Bum

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 17 2006

This edition is inspired by those freaks who hang out at Venice Beach. We pitty those talented fools.




 
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Lohan Rides Her Breastcycle

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 20 2007

For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.




 
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Lohan a Playboy Bunny

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2007

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!




 
 
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Queer Eye for the Straight PIMP

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 15 2003

Watch those Queer Eye guys sing a gay old version of 50 Cent's PIMP.




 
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Straight to the moon

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 7 2007

Don't worry everyone, that's biofuel she is using. The Earth will be fine.




 
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Little Lindsay Lohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 2 2012

My how you've grown.




 
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Incredible Cheerleading Act

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 5 2011

It's like 'Bring It On,' only real. And without Kirsten Dunsts' nasty teeth.




 
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Lindsay Lohan Is Preggers

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!




 
 
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Lindsay Lohan as Flashdance

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2006

Lindsay Lohan channels Flashdance in this stupid leotard.




 
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Lindsay Lohan Picks Something Up

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2009

Okay, we like Lindsay Lohan again. SUE US.




 
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Talkdown Lindsay Lohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 25 2007

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!




 
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Lindsay Lohan Wears Bikinis

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

Ah, the days when Lindsay Lohan had boobs. We long for those days.




 
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Lohan Liquors

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 4 2007

It's a sign! …It's a sign that the pap who took this pic needs a raise! Nice shot!




 
 
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Dina Lohan is a HILF

By: LG Staff
Date: May 30 2007

Dina Lohan sure did look different when Lindsay was a baby... It must have been before the de-horse-ifying surgery.




 
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Britney Spears Cant Hear You

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2007

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!




 
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Richard Simmons Straight as a Tree Trunk

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 9 2008

Richard Simmons is always in character. God Bless his family.




 
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Lohan is Marilyn Mon naked

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 19 2008

Lindsay Lohan probably will mimick Marilyn Monroe's life in every way, other than the respected film career, which Lohan has replaced with Razzie award winning film career.




 
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CNN Cant Say Peanuts

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 17 2009

This girl really cannot pronounce "peanuts." Or she just has something else on her mind. That perv.