My how you've grown.
On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.
Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?
Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!
Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.
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We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.
Good for you, Lindsay. Now to just get a hang of the part where you wear your shirt, too. I know, these things are hard.
Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.
Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.