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Lindsay Paris Dressup

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jun 18 2007

Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!


 
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Lindsay Paris Dressup

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 18 2007

Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!




 
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Lindsay Paris Hit Me

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 30 2006

Weirdly enough, later this night Lindsay went out clubbing with Paris! (Seriously.)




 
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News Britney Lindsay and Paris Laser Crotch

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 9 2007

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.




 
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Lindsay Lohan is in Rehab

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2007

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.




 
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Lindsay Has Coke Nose

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2007

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?




 
 
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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Boobs For A Walk 235

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 5 2008

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.




 
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Lindsay Lohan Shows Some Side Action

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 30 2009

We kid about Lohan all the time, but never about her sideboob. We always welcome it.




 
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Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 21 2008

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.




 
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Paris Is Starving For Nachos

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 11 2005

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.




 
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The Three Disgraces

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 5 2006

Paris, Lindsay and Britney are the "Three Disgraces" - like Greek mythology for the celebutard set.




 
 
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Celebrity Slutsicles The Spidey Sluts

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2007

Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Tara Reid are back and this time they're defending NYC with their Spidey-senses!




 
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Paris Hiltons Cellphone Hacked

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2005

We hacked Paris Hilton's cellphone. Take a look at her photos, voice mail messages, and watch videos! Hope she doesn't sue us!




 
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Suck My News Weekly Paris is Burning

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Celebrity Slutsicles Lindsay Lohans Rehab Song

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 24 2007

In this episode of Celebrity Slutsicles – sung to Grease’s "Summer Nights" – Lindsay Lohan is in rehab and the rest of the Sluts come to get her out.




 
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Lindsay Lohan Is Preggers

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!




 
 
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Lindsay Lohan Wears Bikinis

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

Ah, the days when Lindsay Lohan had boobs. We long for those days.




 
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Paris OWNED

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 11 2007

Paris gets owned in a really Disco way! Warning: may cause seizures!




 
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Paris Lies

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 29 2007

The lies Paris Hilton told Larry King. From the Tonight Show.




 
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Lindsay Lohan Picks Something Up

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2009

Okay, we like Lindsay Lohan again. SUE US.




 
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Lindsay Lohan as Flashdance

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2006

Lindsay Lohan channels Flashdance in this stupid leotard.




 
 
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Talkdown Lindsay Lohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 25 2007

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!




 
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Lindsay Lohans Boob Song

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 29 2008

Why are people obsessed with Lindsay Lohan’s boobs? Because they’re delicious.




 
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Lindsay Goes Firecrotch

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 7 2007

Lindsay dyed her hair lighter to a strawberry blond. The firecrotch is back!




 
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Lindsay Youre Beautiful

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 2 2009

Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.




 
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Paris Nippleton

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 27 2007

Paris desperately holds tight to her last bit of dignity as she clutches a teddy bear and slips some nip.