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La Lohan Stare of Death

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Mar 13 2007

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.


 
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La Lohan Stare of Death

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 13 2007

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.




 
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The Women of LA by DJ Lubel

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 15 2013

Whether you agree with the premise or not, this video pretty much rules... if only for the cameos. Come on, Mr Belding, Urkel, Pauly Shore! Wonder if this guy grew up in the 90s....




 
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Death of Cookie Monster

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 19 2007

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.




 
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Massage of Death

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 28 2012

Are they trying to help this woman or kill her?




 
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Lohan Rides Her Breastcycle

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 20 2007

For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.




 
 
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Lindsay Lohan on the Cover of GQ

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 21 2007

Just in time for her relapse, Lindsay's in the new GQ!




 
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Talkdown Oscar De La Hoya

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 28 2007

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.




 

Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.




 
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La Pequena Hillary Clinton

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 26 2008

Hillary does not look like a man, she looks like a male Chilean midget.




 
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Lohan a Playboy Bunny

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2007

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!




 
 
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Never Ending Stare

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 23 2007

The creepy giant woman will win this staring contest nearly every time.




 
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Death Metal Cat

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 24 2012

Loves to rock out.




 
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La Toya Jacksons Face Is Weird

By: LG Staff
Date: May 19 2009

La Toya Jackson's face isn't the only thing that's pointy. Hey ohhh!




 
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Death Taxes

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 7 2004

Tax your brain, and kill some time, with this week’s movie trivia.




 
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Lindsay Lohan Is Preggers

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!




 
 
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Death Watch

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 24 2006

Necrophilia is one of the sexiest fetishes we participate in. What do you think?




 
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Slipknot La Bamba

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 24 2008

This answers the question of why they wear masks; they're a bunch of Mexicans evading border patrol.




 
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Unstoppable Death Machines

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 3 2012

Check out this sick video for "Do the Devo" by Unstoppable Death Machines. Directed by Nick Chatfield-Taylor, 160 different people contributed to the drawings that make up this video.




 
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Death is pretty

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 20 2007

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?




 
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Fred Barney Cereal Death

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 21 2006

Fruity Pebbles -- the cereal that turns the milk BLOOD RED!




 
 
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Little Lindsay Lohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 2 2012

My how you've grown.




 
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Rambo Death Chart

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 23 2008

John Rambo kills everyone and has sex with no one.




 
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Anna Nicole Death Photo

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 2 2007

The Enquirer published ths photo of Anna Nicole's corpse, even though the picture wasn't real. How low will they go?




 
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April Showers or Death Metal Album

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 21 2006

We always get April showers and death metal albums mixed up. Maybe that’s because we believe in the devil?




 
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Lindsay Lohan Is Huge At Fashion Week

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 8 2008

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.