DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.
Whether you agree with the premise or not, this video pretty much rules... if only for the cameos. Come on, Mr Belding, Urkel, Pauly Shore! Wonder if this guy grew up in the 90s....
He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.
For Lindsay Lohan, rehab is a tradition like Thanksgiving dinner with the family . Part of the tradition is going for a bike ride and reminding everyone she has big boobs.
Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.
Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!
This answers the question of why they wear masks; they're a bunch of Mexicans evading border patrol.
Check out this sick video for "Do the Devo" by Unstoppable Death Machines. Directed by Nick Chatfield-Taylor, 160 different people contributed to the drawings that make up this video.
This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?
The Enquirer published ths photo of Anna Nicole's corpse, even though the picture wasn't real. How low will they go?
We always get April showers and death metal albums mixed up. Maybe that’s because we believe in the devil?
...and by 'best' we mean worst. It's a so-bad-it's-good type thing. This clip is from a 1973 Turkish film titled "Karate Girl" (english translation).