Damn. What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Looks like she's gonna chock on a ham sandwich some day.
Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!
How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"
If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.
She must suck blood or something because those eyes definitely say "I'M NOT HUMAN. THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT ME."
Look, we love cats just as much as the next person (lie!), but this just makes us happy to have a bigger brain than this little guy.
She's wearing a scarf with donkeys on it. A Donkey is a sign of the Democratic Party. We really can't be witty about something like this.
Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.
Jenna used to be the hottest girl in the world. Then she got anorexic. And now she's pregnant, and possibly hot again. Maybe we just like pregnant chicks these days.
An updated version of an old classic, but it still makes us giggle. A little reminiscent of Slum Dog Millionaire. If we were just swindled out of a million bucks, we would not be as calm as that guy.
She's hiding a sandwich under her armpit. Okay, that was mean. We're posting Unicorns the rest of the week.
We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.
Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!