If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.
Jennifer Lopez is so money, that she doesn’t even use regular sunglasses. They serve only one purpose, to remind you why you hate her.
We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.
Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.
Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.
Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…
These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.
Scott from the Exies dropped by our studios and played us a bunch of songs, the first of which are on LG now for your viewing pleasure. This track is from their soon to be released record, A Modern Way of Living With the Truth, out on April 10, 2007.
Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!
Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.