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Kelly Brook Looks Better Than You

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
May 19 2009

If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.


 
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Kelly Brook Looks Better Than You

By: LG Staff
Date: May 19 2009

If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.




 
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Kelly Brook in a bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 25 2007

Kelly Brook looks good in a bikini. Just sayin'.




 
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Kelly Brook Topless

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 15 2007

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook has HUGE, NATURAL boobies. You're welcome.




 
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JLo is Better Than You

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 14 2007

Jennifer Lopez is so money, that she doesn’t even use regular sunglasses. They serve only one purpose, to remind you why you hate her.




 
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Kelly Brook Has Curves

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 30 2009

We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.




 
 
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My Boobs Are Better Than Your Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2006

Yes babe. Some of your parts are better (than the fat parts)




 
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Prison Food Better Than a School Lunch

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 25 2007

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.




 
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Is Your Butt Better Than Whitney Ports

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 13 2009

If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!




 
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Billy Zane Scissors Kelly Brooks Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 7 2008

Billy Zane is about to secure Kelly Brook with the dreaded scissor hold.




 
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Kelly Brooks Boobs Are On Vacation

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 26 2009

Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.




 
 
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Kelly Brooks Thong

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 14 2008

The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.




 
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Condoms Have More Sex Than You

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 12 2007

Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…




 
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Hookers Have Nicer Shoes Than You

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 24 2007

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.




 
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Are You Drunker Than Amy Winehouse

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2009

Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.




 

Check out Brooke's new implants. Two midgets are frolicking inside them.




 
 
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The Book Was Better

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 28 2004

Who needs books when you have movies? They do the imagining for you!




 
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Live at LG The Exies Different Than You

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 2 2007

Scott from the Exies dropped by our studios and played us a bunch of songs, the first of which are on LG now for your viewing pleasure. This track is from their soon to be released record, A Modern Way of Living With the Truth, out on April 10, 2007.




 
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Throw Something atR Kelly

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 14 2002

R. Kelly is a pervert. That's why you should throw little children at him.




 
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Shoes video by Kelly

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 23 2006

Kelly wants some shoes. Betch.




 
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Kelly Clarkson Might Be A Fatass

By: LG Staff
Date: May 12 2009

Damn. What happened to Kelly Clarkson? Looks like she's gonna chock on a ham sandwich some day.




 
 
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Kelly Clarkson Drunk

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 7 2006

Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!




 
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Better Wetters

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 4 2005

Watch people fall into a water bed. We're hoping one of those beds is filled with urine.




 
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Most Amazing Dance Audition Ever

By: LG Staff
Date: May 27 2008

Even his chin has better moves than you.




 
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Brook Hogan Has A Wide Fat Stance

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 16 2009

Meat legs. She has them.




 
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Kelly Ripas Stomach Is Gross

By: LG Staff
Date: May 6 2009

Is that a penis or alien growing out of Kelly Ripa's stomach? Please, let us know, at it will help decide how hard we want to hurl.