Avert your eyes!?! Get sexy with yourself!?! We can't tell what's going on here either.
Good for you, Lindsay. Now to just get a hang of the part where you wear your shirt, too. I know, these things are hard.
We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.
Apparently Beyonce was tired of Tyra showing her up with her crappy wigs, so Miss Bootylicious got one at the Halloween store.
Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!
On-lookers said that Kate and Pete Doherty looked "out of it." Yeah, never would have guess that one.
The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.
The shocking thing is you don't have to feel guilty looking at her, she's actually 23 and far from starring in any actual High School Musicals.
Fake boobs aren't the only things Heidi Montag recently acquired. She also picked up some sweet wizarding skills at Hogwart's.
Kirstie wanted to show Oprah up by stripping down to her skivvies. I don't care how well Jenny Craig worked for her, she still makes me uncomfortable.
Justin Long and Drew Barrymore were "caught" frollicking on the beach together. "Caught" as in after numerous calls to the paparazzi they began to pose weirdly on the beach.