And that's not even why John Mayer dumped it her, it gets worse apparently.
It's good to know that even though she's been out of the limelight, Jessica Simpson still has her boobs. That just lets us know the world doing alright.
Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!
This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.
Most of Texas blames Jessica Simpson for the Cowboys demise and wearing their hat before the Super Bowl is salt in the wounds.
Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?
Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!
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It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.
Jessica was looking pretty foxy at the 2007 Grammys yesterday, even despite her weird brunette hair.
Jessica Simpson looks like a dumb Muppet from Fraggle Rock. All she is missing is a dunce cap and a catchy song about dyslexia.
It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.
We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.
There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.
Some perv at a Jessica Simpson concert decided to just film her mooseknuckle. Now we reap the benefits.