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Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
May 5 2008

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.


 
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Jessica Alba is Depressingly Pregnant

By: LG Staff
Date: May 5 2008

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.




 
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Is Jessica Simpson Fat or Pregnant

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 10 2008

It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.




 
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Jessica Albas Pregnant Hooters

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 31 2008

We definitely like Alba a lot better these days. Her boobs have that post-pregnancy bounce to them.




 
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Charlie Alba

By: LG Staff
Date: May 13 2008

Jessica Alba posed as Charlie Chaplin for a recent photo shoot because she was told to not because she had any idea whom he was.




 
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Jessica Alba Prom Picture

By: LG Staff
Date: May 26 2011

Shes always been pretty damn hot.




 
 
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SMN Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 3 2007

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!




 
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Jessica Albas Preggers

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 7 2008

This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.




 
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Jessica Alba Picks Her Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 11 2007

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.




 
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Jessica Alba Does Calendars

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 2 2008

Here's an image from the Jessica Alba Campari calendar that's coming out. They could sell this thing without the calendar for all we care. Everyday is Alba day to us!




 
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Jessica Alba in a Sheer Dress

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 7 2007

Jessica's always willing to show off her body!




 
 
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Post Preggers Jessica Alba Wears A Bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 23 2008

Well, she didn't become a fatass after giving birth. But she is wearing a stupid hat.




 
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Jessica Alba and James King Are Depressed

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 9 2009

Or maybe they're just crazy.




 
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Jessica Alba Makes Out With Her Dog

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 17 2007

Isn't that adorable? Yeah we love doggies too.




 
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Lohan Is Not Pregnant

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 20 2008

Judging by the number of pictures snapped of Lindsay revealing her flat stomach on the set of "Labor Pains", she is really nervous people think she's actually pregnant.




 
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Britney Spears Is Pregnant

By: LG Staff
Date: May 16 2008

Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.




 
 
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Tracy Morgan Is Pregnant

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 16 2007

Tracy Morgan is a non-stop comedic genius; he combines the jokes of a 12 year old with the delivery of an alcoholic like no other.




 
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Alba or Abba

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 2 2005

Can you tell the difference between Jessica Alba and Abba? We can't and we have Abba posters on our wall!




 
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Reese Is Not Pregnant

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 23 2006

Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.




 
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Salma Hayek is Pregnant Engaged

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 9 2007

Salma is with child, and with future husband. Dang, those Frenchies are fertile.




 
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Jessica Albas Beach Bum

By: LG Staff
Date: May 17 2007

Jessica Alba has a great ass... and really knows how to wear a bikini!




 
 
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Jessica Simpson is Retarded

By: LG Staff
Date: May 25 2007

DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.




 
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Jessica Simpson is Fugly

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 7 2007

Jessica recently changed her hair to a dark brunette, and started acting like the dye was melting her brain!




 
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Jessica Simpson Is A Muppet

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 11 2007

Jessica Simpson looks like a dumb Muppet from Fraggle Rock. All she is missing is a dunce cap and a catchy song about dyslexia.




 
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Alba Has Emo Pokers

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 30 2007

Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!




 
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Halle Berrys Hair is Pregnant Too

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 31 2008

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.