This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.
"I spy something black and yellow quickly moving… towards my.. Wait a minute. DEAR GOD NO!"
Watch as this bird totally threatens to cap this mofo and steal his food. Okay, maybe just steal his food.
When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.
"Oh lady you don't know what you have done here. I am going to eat the hell out of your shoes. Prepare yourself!"
Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!
In preparation of Lindsay Lohan (and her inevitable prison stint), let's look at other celebrities who have spent time in jail or prison.
Thanksgiving is about bread, butter and birds. What better way to give thanks than to bask in the glory of some of England’s best birds?