The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews our favorite popstar Britney Spears.
This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.
After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!
Britney Spears gets thrown into the good old LG torture chamber. Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar. Happy Birthday Britney!
We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!
LiquidGeneration created this piece during Britney Spears' pregnancy. Read her Fetus’ blog, watch the Fetus’ webcam, talk with the Fetus via Instant Messenger!
Britney Spears is a witch. Only a level 8 Warlock with melee skills can change their eye color, its called a glamour. Look it up NEWB!
Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!
Britney Spears is NOT a nice person and this video proves it. She should burn in hell, we say! Burn!
Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.
This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*
Britney Spears' website is giving fans the chance to name her upcoming album, in exchange for insight into her sick, retarded sense of humor.