Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.
Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?
That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.
Creepy and ominous. Let's all agree not to shower anymore. Oh… some of us apparently made that decision years ago.
This is a parody of VH1's "I Love 80s", except it's during another era. And it 100% more awesomer.
Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!
In theaters 12-14-07. Robert Neville (Will Smith) is the last human survivor in what is left of New York City and maybe the world. But he is not alone...
This girl really cannot pronounce "peanuts." Or she just has something else on her mind. That perv.
Howard Stern leaked a raw "board mix" of Beyonce's performance on Good Morning America. This might make your ears bleed.
An entire lighting rig almost falls on Hillary Clinton and the most she can say is "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"?? Even Bush knows how to curse!
As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.
"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.
Robots can do a lot of things, but there is one thing they can’t do – act! Watch as these robotic thespians try to struggle through a scene from Goodfellas.
MC Hammer's career could be revitalized if he teams up with Andrew Meyer and his line of genius "Don't Tase Me Bro!"
This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??
This fish, known as a Great Swallower, bite off a little more than it could chew. Then, in a moment of pure brilliance, his stomach split open and he died.
This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!