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I Cant Afford Gas

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Aug 14 2008

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.


 
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I Cant Afford Gas

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 14 2008

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.




 
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Out of your league thankfully

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 29 2007

Oh really? You stopped taking food stamps? Gawd, this isn't fair! Whose is gonna keep my buns warm now? Huh? HUH!?




 
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I Cant Believe Its Not Torture

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 16 2006

...Now with less saturated fat!




 
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Gas Prices

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 21 2006

That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.




 
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Sexy Gas Station

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 24 2006

What happens when a gas station attendant is only wearing a bikini? Well… sexy things happen.




 
 
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Gas Station Crash

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 13 2007

Trucker speed has its upsides – don't let this happen to you!




 
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Charlie Sheen Solves our Gas Problem

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 28 2006

Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!




 
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Military Police Shower

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 7 2007

Creepy and ominous. Let's all agree not to shower anymore. Oh… some of us apparently made that decision years ago.




 
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I Love The 20s

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 16 2004

This is a parody of VH1's "I Love 80s", except it's during another era. And it 100% more awesomer.




 
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I Love You

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 12 2002

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!




 
 
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I Am Legend Trailer

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 20 2007

In theaters 12-14-07. Robert Neville (Will Smith) is the last human survivor in what is left of New York City and maybe the world. But he is not alone...




 
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Darth Vader cant drive

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 7 2007

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.




 
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Beyonce Cant Sing

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 22 2009

Howard Stern leaked a raw "board mix" of Beyonce's performance on Good Morning America. This might make your ears bleed.




 
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Robots Cant Act Goodfellas

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2009

Robots can do a lot of things, but there is one thing they can’t do – act! Watch as these robotic thespians try to struggle through a scene from Goodfellas.




 
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CNN Cant Say Peanuts

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 17 2009

This girl really cannot pronounce "peanuts." Or she just has something else on her mind. That perv.




 
 
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Cant Tase This

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 21 2007

MC Hammer's career could be revitalized if he teams up with Andrew Meyer and his line of genius "Don't Tase Me Bro!"




 
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Lohan Cant Act Straight

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 13 2008

As the Lohan Lezbo Watch 2008 continues, this shot from an upcoming direct to DVD movie proves two things: 1) Lohan still can't act 2) Lohan doesn't like dudes anymore.




 
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Robots Cant Act Juno

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2008

"Honest to blog, " this is the funniest scene in Juno, and that robots will never be cast in any movie, ever.




 
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Hillary Clinton Cant Swear

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 6 2007

An entire lighting rig almost falls on Hillary Clinton and the most she can say is "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"?? Even Bush knows how to curse!




 
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I Miss My Stalker

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 30 2007

This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??




 
 
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I Can Haz Insurence

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 22 2007

I soberz, I swearz!




 
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I swallow

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2007

This fish, known as a Great Swallower, bite off a little more than it could chew. Then, in a moment of pure brilliance, his stomach split open and he died.




 
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I Are Tiny Kitn

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 2 2007

I has ur baskit.




 
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Miranda Kerr Cant Read Good

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 23 2008

That's not where you put the books silly girl, you're blocking our view. Also what'd Will Turner ever do to deserve this?




 
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Robots Cant Act Pulp Fiction

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2009

Computers are taking over the world. The only thing they can't do is act! Watch what movies would be like if we let our robots act.