It's the same old story: Boy polar bear likes girl polar bear (bear-ess). Polar bearess ain't so sure so, naturally, she strings him along, playing hard to get. Bear gets tired and thinks to himself, 'no bearess is worth all this nonsense. Dueces!'. Upon realizing what she's lost, polar bearess is convinced, in hind sight, that it was true love all along. But it's too late. Polar bear has found a skiing robot damsel in distress to admire.

This furry friend may be challenged in the leg department (he has only 3) but his shrewd (that is dog food he picks up) and cunning lil noggin more than make up for it. Now if only he could figure out how to cover the security cameras...

We know what you're thinking but this is NOT just another cute baby video. Watch this dad get beat at his own game by a barely verbal tot as he attempts to interrogate her, Law and Order style. Pretty dang funny subtitles included.

This lil boy's a baller, living like a king because "his mom said could" (rough translation). We should have more commercials like this (likable, kinda funny, not so completely annoying you wanna shoot the TV, or yourself, whichever puts an end to it quicker). Check it out:

Like 127 hours but in the city. And it was 4 hours. And instead of losing her arm firefighters lubed her up with soap, built a platform, cut a wall, installed a heater, etc. We hope someone slipped her a zanny too cuz we'd be FREAKED!

And for your daily dose of cuteness.... More evidence that dogs are basically furry humans.

At first this struck us as typical You Tube completely obnoxious self indulgence... but it's actually pretty hilarious. And it really sounds like Dub Step! The beat spittin (literally) gentleman behind it all is one Thomas Middleditch.

The owner decided to spend his/ her time training their bird to do this. Sigh, Dub Step listeners...

Dunno why this guy was filming in the first place, but the moment he caught is priceless. Maybe one day all TV will be this real....