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Hogwarts Wizard

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Apr 2 2012

Or patient recovering from wisdom teeth extraction.


 
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Hogwarts Wizard

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 2 2012

Or patient recovering from wisdom teeth extraction.




 
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Mr Wizard was a Jerk

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 3 2012

Remember this guy? Take it easy Mr Know-It-All, wouldn't wanna sit next to him at a dinner party.




 
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WYR Gay Wizards

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 22 2007

Dumblore isn’t the only gay wizard that came out this week. See who else is out of the closet.




 
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Heidi Potter in a Bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 16 2007

Fake boobs aren't the only things Heidi Montag recently acquired. She also picked up some sweet wizarding skills at Hogwart's.




 
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Theres no place like bone

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2007

Judy Garland was a damn good looker.




 
 
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The Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2009

Come on, there’s a lot more in your head than some stupid magic hat can see. Skip the sorting ceremony and take LG’s Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz!




 
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Tin Girl

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 1 2007

I will certainly follow HER yellow brick road! …what?




 
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Study Hard

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 8 2006

School is back in session and you’re already wasting time on the internet. You never seemed like college material anyway.




 
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Suck My News Weekly June 14th 2002

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 14 2002

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Interview with Harry Potter

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 26 2001

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that pimple-faced Brit Harry Potter.




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly The Apocalypse Cometh

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 27 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Bully For America

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 18 2006

In this special report, Philip Norris discusses violent video games like the upcoming Bully by Rockstar Games and tells you why they’re good for America.




 
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Movie Poster Game 70 Video Game Movies

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2004

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!




 
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Only In Hardcover

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 28 2006

In this edition, we read a book, but wished we played video games instead.




 
 
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Climb That Aggro Crag

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2006

Nick Is Kids! …and Nostalgic, Childhood-Obsessed 20-somethings!




 
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Keepin It Short

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2003

This week’s quiz is about movies involving short actors or characters. And it’s about short people. Aren’t short people funny?




 
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Whod You Rather Week 72 Villains

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 19 2004

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 102 Computer Nerds

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 24 2004

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 152 Natural Disasters

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 23 2005

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.