There's nothing cooler than sending a 200lb anvil into the sky.
Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.
What happens when a guy's friends put hundreds of balloons in the dude's office. He throws a McEnroe.
Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.
Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.
It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.
That's all, can't a man love the gold accents and tailored fits of a clothing line without everyone calling him names?
The mustache that everybody says looks horrible on you...well Lauren Conrad spotted you in the crowd, and she obviously loves it.
Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!
Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
This holiday season Santa Claus totally wants to drop bombs on all the little boys and girls. Help him make this happen.
Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.