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Hasselhoff Cream

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Dec 29 2005

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!


 
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Hasselhoff Cream

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 29 2005

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!




 
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David Hasselhoff vs KITT

By: LG Staff
Date: May 11 2007

KITT tries to talk some sense into David Hasselhoff. It doesn't really work.




 
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10 Best Hasselhoff Videos Ever

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 11 2008

David Hasselhoff has one of the best hairy chests of our generation. Today, we celebrate him.




 
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Ice Cream Truck

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 19 2007

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!




 
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Sleeping and Eating Ice Cream

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 22 2011

Surprisingly possible.




 
 
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Ice Cream Thief

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 6 2007

Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.




 
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Hasselhoff Sings For America

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 23 2007

"America's Got Talent" but Germany's got the Hoff. We're obviously jealous as he had a starring role in the finale of the show.




 
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Instant Nerd Cream

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 14 2007

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.




 
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Japanese Girls Try to Melt Ice Cream

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 21 2009

As expected, they get pretty creative.




 
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Starburst Little Lad Dance

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 15 2008

Berries and Cream do weird things to a man.




 
 
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Youve Been Hoffd

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 10 2009

Imagine walking into your office and seeing this. What would you do? Masturbate or run away as far as you can?




 
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Dude Does Britney

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 19 2008

This is the only way a "dude" would be willing to "do" Britney now.




 
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Kim Kardashian Gives Good Cone

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 11 2008

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!




 
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Feels Like a Virgin

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 10 2012

This product is touted as a means of "empowering the new age woman". There is SO much to be said here, but we'll go with this: no woman in her right mind would ever want it to "feel like the very first time" again. That sh*t's painful, not to mention awkward.




 
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Swimsuit Competition

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 8 2008

Girls on the beach… in bikinis…they want you…to stop gawking, creep!




 
 
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Lance Is Bass ically Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2006

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.




 
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Drunken Hoff Eats Off the Floor

By: LG Staff
Date: May 3 2007

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.




 
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Suck My News Weekly July 25th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 25 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Guy Owned by Hot Girl

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 20 2006

Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.




 
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Messing with Sasquatch

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 8 2007

What happens when Bigfoot is the first guy to fall asleep? Why, you put whip cream on his face, that's what!




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly July 19th 2002

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 19 2002

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 18 2009

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.




 
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China Faces New Disease

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 12 2007

After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."




 
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Hollywood Drunks

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 31 2009

This edition proves that drunk people are funny to look at. Especially if they’re famous.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 84 Swimsuit Hotties

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 11 2004

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.