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Gossip for Kids Lindsay Hearts Drugs

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jul 25 2007

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!


 
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Gossip for Kids Lindsay Hearts Drugs

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 25 2007

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!




 
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Lindsay Lohan Garbage Fail Kids

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 2 2009

Check out the new Lindsay Lohan Garbage Fail Kid. Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog! Come back for more week after week!




 
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Emergency Exit for Kids

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 9 2006

In case of fire, do not use elevator, use spiral slide.




 
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Drugs Are Bad For Your Heath

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 22 2008

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.




 
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Another Reason for Kids

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 20 2012

They're cute and great for organ harvesting.




 
 
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Dumbest Drugs Imaginable

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2011

It's amazing what people will consume in an effort to get high. Thank God for the media, they're really committed to making sure everyone knows what options are available.




 
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Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Boobs For A Walk 235

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 5 2008

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.




 
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Lindsay Lohan is in Rehab

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2007

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.




 
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School Is Punishment for Emo Kids

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 9 2006

God hates Emo kids, so he invented a place where they can be made fun of.




 
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Lindsay Has Coke Nose

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 19 2007

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?




 
 
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Lindsay Leaves Rehab for Venice Beach

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 22 2007

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.




 
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Lindsay Lohans Sideboobs Go For A Walk

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 21 2008

We don't believe in bras either.




 
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Gossip Girl Bikini Party

By: LG Staff
Date: May 15 2008

Blake Lively in a bikini is proof positive that Gossip Girl needs to be set somewhere tropical if we're ever going to watch. Oh, and Hi Maria Menounos!




 
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Lindsay Lohans Screen Test

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2006

Watch Lindsay Lohan do a screen test for "The Parent Trap" movie. Ah, when life was so simple and celebrities didn't do drugs.




 
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10 Celebrities Caught on Tape with Drugs

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 20 2009

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.




 
 
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TMNT Drugs PSA

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 24 2007

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles once made PSAs for kids. This one shows toddlers can avoid the temptations of marijuana cigarettes.




 
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Lindsay Lohan Is Preggers

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 16 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!




 
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Funny Kids

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 17 2011

Hilarious video.




 
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Eliot Spitzer Hearts Whores

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 13 2008

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.




 
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Celebrity Slutsicles Dial S For Sluts

By: LG Staff
Date: May 4 2006

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!




 
 
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The Most Idiotic Drug Meltdowns On TV

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 1 2008

Warning kids: Drugs are bad for you, but it's always hilarious to watch TV characters freak out on drugs. Always!




 
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Lindsay Lohan Snorts Coke

By: LG Staff
Date: May 7 2007

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.




 
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Lindsay Blohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 26 2007

Fear not! She's still in rehab!




 
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Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 18 2009

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.




 
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Dina Lindsay Blohan

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 18 2007

Like mother, like daughter…. Note Lindsay's coke stash!